Ready, aim, splat!

The fun never ends with the Procrastination Spitball Dartpad!

Coming up with new distractions, diversions, and delay tactics can be almost as much work as the work you're trying to evade in the first place. But now it doesn't have to be!

Complete with 50 all-purpose suggestions for dodging responsibility, passing the buck, and avoiding deadlines, the Procrastination Dartpad makes postponement fun!

You get a spitting straw perfect for those salivery shoots, and a 0.5cm thick pad, so you can constantly change what you're procrastinating over and when it needs to be done by.

Simply hang the Dartpad at roughly eye level, pick up your straw, prepare your square of paper with the maximum amount of saliva or water, insert the spitball into the straw, inhale, aim, and blow!

You'll be given the perfect excuse to read and implement accordingly. And when you're done, tear off the sheet to prepare yourself for the next excuse-worthy situation!

The Procrastination Spitball Dartpad is entertaining and inefficient, and the perfect gift for that person you've had in mind the whole time you've been reading this.

Dimensions of pad: 23.5cm x 23.5cm
Straw is 20cm long.

SKU SPT01
Barcode # 825703101027
Product Box Weight 0.390kg
Peter and Anne-Maree
Hello from Peter & Anne-Maree

CoolThings Australia is a Australian family owned & operated small business located in Launceston, Tasmania.

The CoolThings Australia mission is to help you be the coolest gift giver in your family and circle of friends.

You know the feeling you get when you give a gift and the response is "That's so cool!" - that is what its all about!

CoolThings Australia was started in 2003 by Peter and Anne-Maree and is still led by them to this day. Their purpose in business is to be givers themselves and they support multiple charities and organisations close to their hearts locally, nationally and internationally.

Both Peter and Anne-Maree and their team of cool gift-o-l-o-gists thankyou for your support and are looking forward to serving you today!

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