Geriatric Walking Cane
Slow moving geriatric ahead!
- Features a mirror and warning bell
- A young language translation chart
- And a bright yellow warning sign!
If you know someone who's, well, over the hill... Why not poke some fun at their advancing years?!
Your Geriatric Walking Cane is an ideal prop for a fancy dress party. As an old fart, you'll have a bell to warn people you're approaching, a mirror for keeping an eye on those pulling faces behind you, and a translation chart for those who no longer understand the whipper snapper's lingo!
Your translation chart is sure to help you out in any social situation to avoid embarrassment... Team your stick with an ankle length nightie and head scarf for an instant old granny look!
A hilarious novelty joke for Mother's Day, Father's Day, birthdays and most importantly, retirement!
Dimensions: 83cm tall.
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