Senior Moment Memory Loss Mints
Mints with a memory loss mission!
- Er.... Where was I?
- Oh, these will help with memory loss
- Or at least they'll distract you from it...
Standard (Est 5 to 10 Business Days from Dispatch) - $9.95
Standard delivery with estimated arrival time to you of 5 to 10 business days.
Express (Est 1 to 2 Business Days from Dispatch) - $14.95
Express delivery with estimated arrival time to you of 1 to 2 business days. Excludes some regional areas.
These minty fresh mints have a memory loss mission! Whilst they may not cure you completely from those senior moments when you can't find your reading glasses or get lost in thought, their delicious minty freshness WILL help you forget about your forgetfulness!
Perfect for senior citizens with a great sense of humour and a fondness for fresh breath, you'll have them sucking away merrily without a care in the world. Er... what was I saying? Oh that's right, these miraculous mints won't actually help you regain your memory, but they do taste rather nice and come complete with an old school mint tin that reads "Senior Moment Memory Loss Mints".
Dimensions of tin: 7.5cm (w) x 2cm (h) x 5cm (d).
Note: This is purely a fun novelty product. Unfortunately, these mints will not help you to regain your memory, nope not even those from early childhood... They're simply a great gag gift for those a little long in the tooth.
Real contents: Sugar Free Mints. Only good for old farty breath.
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