The How to Survive Meetings 52 Cards Pack is the quiet hero every desk needs!

Give this to someone who attends "quick catch-ups" that last an hour and leaves with three new action items and no clear outcome.

The black deck delivers sharp one-liners and coping strategies that turn pointless meetings into a silent comedy show - with zero eye contact required!

Each of the 52 cards delivers a painfully accurate quote or tactic for surviving agendas that drift and updates that loop.

Lines like "Nod and mute: the modern power move." and "Repeat what the last person said. But slower." hit a little too close to home!

There is even a "Set your status to 'in a meeting' - emotionally.” for those long afternoons that test your spirit.

The cards measure 6cm x 2cm x 8.5cm, so they sit neatly on a desk or slip into a laptop bag for emergency morale support!

The sleek black design keeps things subtle, even if the humour is not.

52 hilariously relatable quotes for meeting survival
Compact black cards that fit any desk setup
A light-hearted gift for office workers, remote teams, and serial "just a quick sync" victims

This deck works well as a cheeky office gift, a Secret Santa win, or a survival tool for your favourite colleague who lives on mute.

Add the How to Survive Meetings 52 Cards Pack to your cart and give someone a reason to shuffle, sigh, and repeat with style!

SKU	SURV52CRD
Barcode #	5055998808539
Brand	Mustard
Product Box Weight	0.200kg
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