The How to Survive Meetings 52 Cards Pack is the quiet hero every desk needs!

Give this to someone who attends "quick catch-ups" that last an hour and leaves with three new action items and no clear outcome.

The black deck delivers sharp one-liners and coping strategies that turn pointless meetings into a silent comedy show - with zero eye contact required!

Each of the 52 cards delivers a painfully accurate quote or tactic for surviving agendas that drift and updates that loop.

Lines like "Nod and mute: the modern power move." and "Repeat what the last person said. But slower." hit a little too close to home! 

There is even a "Set your status to 'in a meeting' - emotionally.” for those long afternoons that test your spirit.

The cards measure 6cm x 2cm x 8.5cm, so they sit neatly on a desk or slip into a laptop bag for emergency morale support! 

The sleek black design keeps things subtle, even if the humour is not.

  • 52 hilariously relatable quotes for meeting survival
  • Compact black cards that fit any desk setup
  • A light-hearted gift for office workers, remote teams, and serial "just a quick sync" victims

This deck works well as a cheeky office gift, a Secret Santa win, or a survival tool for your favourite colleague who lives on mute.

Add the How to Survive Meetings 52 Cards Pack to your cart and give someone a reason to shuffle, sigh, and repeat with style!

SKU SURV52CRD
Barcode # 5055998808539
Brand Mustard
Product Box Weight 0.200kg
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