Meet Gregory, the balding Desktop Therapist. Helping you improve your thinking patterns and work on your coping skills!

Gregory is your very own 24/7 therapist, offering soothing support from the comfort of your desk. You can talk to him for hours and hours!

Express your emotions, talk to him about your past relationships, or let him know who's bothering you in the office!

He's sure to ask you all the important questions as he challenges your feelings and connects with you where you're at!

Some words of wisdom include:

Uh huh... What do you think would make you feel better?
Why don't you spend some time reflecting on that?
And what do we do when we feel like this?
Tell me about your mother... What was your childhood like?
Between now and the next time we meet, I want you to start a journal.
That's all we have time for today!

Disclaimer: Not a licensed therapist, at least not anywhere this product is sold!

Requires 3 x LR44 button cell batteries (included).

SKU	DESKTHERAP1
Barcode #	810064772757
Brand	npw
Product Box Weight	0.240kg
type	Mini Figure
Contains Button Cell Batteries	Yes
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Peter and Anne-Maree — Hello from Peter & Anne-Maree

CoolThings Australia is a Australian family owned & operated small business located in Launceston, Tasmania.

The CoolThings Australia mission is to help you be the coolest gift giver in your family and circle of friends.

You know the feeling you get when you give a gift and the response is "That's so cool!" - that is what its all about!

CoolThings Australia was started in 2003 by Peter and Anne-Maree and is still led by them to this day. Their purpose in business is to be givers themselves and they support multiple charities and organisations close to their hearts locally, nationally and internationally.

Both Peter and Anne-Maree and their team of cool gift-o-l-o-gists thankyou for your support and are looking forward to serving you today!

Desktop Therapist Reviews

Felicia - via NPW
29 October

(5)
Very cool

Hilarious Gift for anyone who's ever been in therapy or for therapists, psychiatrists or psychologists.

Liz - via NPW
21 August

(5)
Very cool

I love getting personal therapy at least twice a day.

Nelly - via NPW
4 May

(5)
Very cool

Great Item! Did what it was meant to do! It made everyone laugh, it is a strong construction and is a great gift for the person that seems like they need a boost. I will get it again for that hard to buy for person that looks like they need a little mental laugh.

Mark - via NPW
20 April

(5)
Very cool

This product is hilarious, fun, spot on gift for anyone in need. I highly recommend it. Very well made, great novelty voice, has premade therapy responses, really funny

Mario - via NPW
17 April

(5)
Very cool

It was a gift, so much fun

Anonymous - via NPW
8 March

(5)
Very cool

i BOUGHT THIS AS A GAG, BUT QUICKLY GREW TO LOVE IT.

Anonymous - via NPW
21 January

(5)
Very cool

Good quality, I liked it.

Sage - via NPW
17 January

(5)
Very cool

Hilarious Desk Companion – High Quality!

Mel - via NPW
14 December

(5)
Very cool

Works great

Lori - via NPW
16 October

(5)
Very cool

This novelty is a must have ! Every dinner table should have this . After a meal , give it your question / thought of the day and press the button . Responses create laughter ,so welcomed as our day winds down.

Robert - via NPW
26 June

(5)
Very cool

This is a great little toy but is much smaller than you would think it is. Having said that, people love coming up to my desk and pressing the button so its entertaining as well as therapeutic!

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