37 Best Hermione Granger Quotes of all Time

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A huge collation of 37 of the best Hermione Granger quotes from both the books and movies.

Enjoy!

1. “Books! And cleverness! There are more important things! Friendship! And Bravery!”
2. “It means dirty blood. Mudbloods a foul name for someone whos Muggle-born. Someone with non-magic parents. Someone like me. Its not a term one usually hears in civilized conversation.”
3. “One person cant feel all that at once, theyd explode.”
4. “It would be quite nice if you stopped jumping down out throats, Harry, because in case you havent noticed, Ron and I are on your side.”
5. “I mean, its sort of exciting isnt it? Breaking the rules.”
6. “Fear of a name only increases fear of the thing itself.”
7. “Im hoping to do some good in the world!”
8. “I mean, you could claim that anythings real if the only basis for believing in it is that nobodys proved it doesnt exist!”
9. “Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon doesnt mean we all have!”
10. “Next time theres a ball, ask me before someone else does, and not as a last resort!”
11. “Just because its taken you three years to notice, Ron, doesnt mean no one else has spotted Im a girl!”
12. “Actually Im highly logical which allows me to look past extraneous detail and perceive clearly that which others overlook.”
13. “You know, the Egyptians used to worship cats.”
14. “I checked this out weeks ago for a bit of light reading.”
15. “Very well spotted.”
16. “No, Harry. Even in the wizarding world, hearing voices isnt a good sign.”
17. “Now if you two dont mind, Im going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed - or worse, expelled.”
18. “Are you sure thats a real spell? Well, its not very good, is it?”
19. “Whats got your wand in a knot?”
20. “Stop, stop, stop! Youre going to take someones eye out. Besides, youre saying it wrong. Its leviosa, not leviosar!”
21. “Always the tone of surprise.”
22. “Honestly, dont you two read? ”
23. “Run like you have to get to the library. ”
24. “Ooh, you look much tastier than Crabbe and Goyle, Harry”
25. “Well if youre counting the one where you tripped over your own feet and knocked the wand out of my hand”
26. “Honestly, you should take Muggle Studies next year...”
27. “Have either of you seen my copy of Numerology and Gramatica?”
28. “Shh! Listen! Someones coming! I think I think it might be us!”
29. “Sometimes friendship means not having to say anything. Thank yous and apologies can sometimes get lost, but that doesnt mean theyre unexpressed ”
30. “At least no one on the Gryffindor team had to buy their way in, They got in on pure talent.”
31. “Oh I see, so basically, youre going to take the best-looking girl wholl have you, even if shes completely horrible? ”
32. “Oh for heavens sake! Listen to me, all of you! Youve got just as much right as wizards to be unhappy! Youve got the right to wages and holidays and proper clothes, you dont have to do everything youre told  look at Dobby!”
33. “The idea of a teenage Dumbledore was simply odd, like trying to imagine a stupid Hermione or a friendly Blast-Ended Skrewt.”
34. “Is that really what my hair looks like from the back?”
35. “Excuse me, I have to go vomit”
36. “I’ve always admired your courage Harry, but sometimes you can be really thick.”
37. “Ron, you are the most insensitive wart I have ever had the misfortune to meet.”