There’s nothing worse than a great joke falling flat. With the Desktop Drum Kit, you can give every punchline the dramatic flair it deserves! 

Hit the button and let the classic "ba-dum-tsss" rimshot bring your comedic genius to life - finally, someone’s laughing, even if it’s your desk toy.

This tiny drum kit is more than just a prop. It’s a fully functional sound machine packed into a 7.5cm replica with snare, bass, and cymbal.

From dramatic drumrolls to the iconic rimshot, you’ve got everything you need to become the stand-up star of your own office!

Also included is a full-colour, 48-page illustrated book with tips on timing, delivery, and comedy gold.

Whether you're cracking dad jokes or crafting zingers, this kit delivers laughs with every tap.

It's the perfect gag gift for the office comedian, the class clown, or that one friend who thinks they're hilarious!

  • Plays the iconic rimshot and other classic drum sounds
  • Features a 3-inch replica drum kit with snare, bass, and cymbal
  • Includes a 48-page illustrated guide to comedy and punchlines

Note: This kit includes a secured button cell battery to power the sound machine.

Give the gift of perfectly timed comedy. Just add one button press and a sense of humour.

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